We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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