Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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