He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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