Do vagina's smell?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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