Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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