I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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