i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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