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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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