I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need to sanitize my soul.
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