Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
