Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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