So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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