Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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