i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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