I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
this is an emotional support booty call
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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