And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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