with your own penis?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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