My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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