So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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