i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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