I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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