Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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