The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
