She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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