with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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