I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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