we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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