Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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