There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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