She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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