it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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