I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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