I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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