This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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