shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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