My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
