sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You almost got us killed.
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