Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He felt like a one man threesome
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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