it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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