Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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