And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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its like you know when i get waxed
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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