I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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