the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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