Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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