Dual....:-)
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
FUCK WHALES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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