It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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