oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
