Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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