About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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