I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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