try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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