It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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