Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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